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Re:Facebook loses users for the first time by ubermonkey on Thursday February 03, 2022 @01:20PM (#30196354)
I just realized you're basing your ire here on a misread of my post.

The joke is not from a journalist.

The joke was copied widely when originally posted, and it wasn't clear to me who wrote it in the first place -- but if I was going to reference it here, I wanted to give proper credit.

I found a story in the WaPo about online joke plagiarism, and it used this joke as an example -- and cited musician Kevin Farzad as the original author. Based on this, I credited him in my comment accordingly.

Re:Facebook loses users for the first time by xdavidliu on Thursday February 03, 2022 @02:08PM (#30197146)
I misread your post in exactly the same way and thought the joke was made by a journalist.