My father has a 2019 P100D model S. I’ve driven it a few times. It feels like you’re driving a cross between a budget Android tablet and a somewhat skittish horse with a rocket engine up its ass. What could possibly go wrong? On the last two occasions it has dumped on the brakes in the middle of an empty road for no reason.

My usual wheels are a crappy French dumb city car with a peanut for an engine and I feel safer in that with a large truck driving 6 feet off my ass.

Edit: also my crappy French thing actually has CarPlay rather than the shit show mess Tesla came up with.