My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmware over the WiFi

Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by kwertyoowiyop on Monday January 31, 2022 @01:34PM (#30152020)

“Full Self-Washing” is coming soon, just you wait!

And check out the new Ridiculous wash cycle!

The jokes practically write themselves.

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Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by stjohnswarts on Monday January 31, 2022 @05:53PM (#30155914)

"Soon you will be able to turn on your water valve and enjoy clean dishes, almost as much joy as being a part of the Tesla Family. Keep your eyes out for a dry cycle for only an additional $8000"

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Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by prewett on Monday January 31, 2022 @02:58PM (#30153395)

Is the Ridiculous Wash where you put in regular dish soap instead of dishwasher soap and the suds go all over the floor?

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