You couldn't cut around it, because it would fall out the bottom of any container you tried to put it in.

Perhaps you could give it a charge (by firing electrons at it) and then confine it electrostatically or magnetically.

I've heard from some pretty reliable sources that a small black hole WAS created, but gravity pulled it towards the Earth core. It simply got away and now they are trying to ignore the incident. Who knows how long it will take it to eat Earth inside out?

Hmm interesting. What happens if a mini black hole is launched into the sun. Is it possible it just gets consumed?

The black hole would consume the sun eventually, yes.

How would they even be able to tell if they'd done it?