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Re:U.S. surgeons transplant pig heart into human patient by medstrom on Tuesday January 11, 2022 @06:09AM (#29890000)
Damn, they require you to tell them how many mice you've got so you can get that many anaesthesis doses? That rule wasn't thought through.
Re:U.S. surgeons transplant pig heart into human patient by reportingsjr on Tuesday January 11, 2022 @08:44AM (#29891353)
It is common to use ketamine for anesthesia in animal testing. It's a controlled drug, so you have to keep a pretty good log of it's use.
Re:U.S. surgeons transplant pig heart into human patient by suifbwish on Tuesday January 11, 2022 @12:51PM (#29894930)
How many Mice do you have?

800,000.

You used ketamine for all of them?

YES.

Thats a lot of ketamine

YES.

Can you show us the mice?

NO.

Why not

We disposed of their bodies after the experiment.

Then how can we verify the data from the experiment?

Give us ketamine for 800,000 more mice

Re:U.S. surgeons transplant pig heart into human patient by eru on Tuesday January 18, 2022 @02:46AM (#29976292)
Given the amounts of bureaucracy involved, you are probably better off getting your ketamine on the black market.