This is what the article demonstrates. All the value is in the trusted authorities issuing things, not the transaction record on a blockchain.
Trust is important and trustless transactions with pseudo anonymous entities are not worth much.
The blockchain solves the last two, but if your conception of them is as a magical technology that can solve every issue by virtue of hosting data then you're going to be a dissapointed simpleton.
Your core issue is that colleges are a centralized institution which decide who gets rewarded - that's what it boils down to when you say "all the value" is in trusted authorities issuing things. For starters that's a ridiculous assumption that trust is still necessary for value, but more importantly stating that blockchains are useless because they cannot replace colleges is disingenuous.
You have not demonstrated any added value, and the straw-man insults sprinkled with spelling mistakes do not help persuade.
It has thus failed at its original goal (a useful currency to rival state backed currencies).
Asking blockchain to solve those problems is a bit ridiculous. Those are problems that need to be solved in any system, and are solved enough in many today. For starters, its not hard to archive your signing keys somewhere safe and public, especially on the blockchain - the group of Universities and employers who care about that validity will have some central organization in identifying that archive.