I think if you're invested in a pyramid scheme, it's not easy to admit such.

I have to relate this to the whole Allison Mack/NXIVM pyramid scheme.

Funny that we still don't know who the mythical "Satoshi Nakamoto" is. Seems pretty cultish to me, but believe what you wanna believe. To me that's a pretty big red flag. But I'm super into people calling me stupid so have at it.

Wow that's might be an record for worst analogy ever. A cult needs a figurehead and leader which is the exact opposite of this technology is trying to accomplish, here a suggestion, don't use the word "believe", it's technology, go read the white paper and the science behind it.