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Re:We Can Finally Do Away with the Accursed Beep-Beep of Hea... by jcstauffer on Tuesday December 28, 2021 @09:53AM (#29714312)
When my son was a toddler, he referred to all heavy equipment (bulldozers, etc.) as "Err-err"'s - referring to the primary sound they make.

One of my fondest memories of this time was him walking backwards down the hall making the "err err" sound of a bulldozer backing up...

Re:We Can Finally Do Away with the Accursed Beep-Beep of Hea... by yetihehe on Tuesday December 28, 2021 @10:39AM (#29714716)

  Father and son stand in queue behind obese man. Son says:
  - Wow, what a big man!
  - Shh, don't say that loudly.
  Then man's cell phone got sms, son says:
  - Run, he's backing up!