Long time lurker. Your attitude suggests you're not feeling jolly and merry. Not a Christmas fan I assume?

I've always found it so weird that "account age," or lack thereof, is used as an attempted insult here and on Reddit. I've remade my account, both here and there, several times, as I'm sure a large majority of other users have at one point or another. Account age is literally and figuratively meaningless.

Profile says your account is…5 months old?