It's not? I feel it would be disingenuous to imply that traditional 'fast' loan providers can match the speed/ease of getting a loan in 5 minutes, sitting on your couch, on thanksgiving day, with the funds instantly being available and requiring no documentation, forms, or manual approval. I mean if I'm wrong feel free to show me, I might just be ignorant.

Affirm? https://www.affirm.com/