Where's the "Youtube" of the dark web? The famed red rooms don't even exist.

What's the "killer app" of the dark web? Doesn't even exist, unless maybe you count the drug markets. I'd hazard a guess that they're by far the most popular.

> Everything you've listed is just different ways to throw away cryptocurrency.

I literally gave as an example how you could use fiat-backed crypto to buy gold-backed crypto. These assets literally track their real-world equivalents. Or do you have an issue with modern banking and the stock market too, because it's "just different ways to throw away" fake fiat money?

> The average Joe is going to look at that list, chuckle, and go back to browsing Twitter on their iPhone.

Good. The average Joe has no business using Tor. Hell, the average Joe doesn't even care enough about privacy to stop using Facebook. The average Joe doesn't need a lot of things. Who cares what the average Joe wants or doesn't want, unless you're trying specifically to market a product to the average Joe?

Crypto exists for those who actually find a use for it. You seem either unable or unwilling to acknowledge this fact. Which is it?

If the only people using Tor are people who actually need it, then 'using Tor' becomes a very dangerous marker.