At which point the people who know how to read it will do so (I did, out of curiosity) because it's so easy, and the people who don't will get

  jargonjargon [*&*@![]2\3
  if [[jargon -f "words!"]]
    jargon # jargon jargon
    jargon /&$_)(82
  fi # jargon the jargon
  jar(){
    gon                           # yay pictures!        #
    ∑´∞§∞¶•ø¨ˆ∆£˜¡–ª¢ø•ª¶π™˜£º¥µ # <(^.^)>              #
    ˚∆∂¥•¡º™ª•¶ƒ˙¨ˆ               #                      #
    ˙π¡˜ø£•¶√≠˚•™µº–£¨≤           # <= ˚∆˚! but it works #
  }

and just go to the next step.