> The entire time their outage board was solid green. We were in touch with their support people and knew it was bad but were under NDA not to discuss it with anyone.

  if ($pain > $gain) {
    move_your_shit_and_exit_aws();
  }

  sub move_your_shit_and_exit_aws
  {
    printf("Dude. We have too much pain. Start moving\n");
    printf("Yeah. That won't happen, so who cares\n");
    exit(1);
  }