Reminds me of my time at google.

There was a lesson in the new employee training on sexual harassment (for sales people, but still a general lesson) - don't bring a client to a strip club. A higher up sales manager had actually done this in the london office and it was posted on memegen, and mentioned that this was literally in the employee manual. Lesson: be a manager.

Lesson: be a bank. The more corrupt, the better (HSBC). Until another Hitler comes along and does something about it.