C-A-F-F-E-E, trink nicht so viel Kaffee!
    Nicht für Kinder ist der Türkentrank,
    Schwächt die Nerven, macht dich blass und krank,
    Sei doch kein Muselmann, der ihn nicht lassen kann.

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Mr. Coffee has spoken

The familiar wake-up call

Sings to my ears

I wake up with a shrug

To the floor with a thud

Where in this hellhole is my coffee mug?

I can now face the day

On legal speed (The American way)

I'm sketching

I'm seizing

I'm spazing

I'm shaking

I can not stop spilling on my brand new shirt

I-I-I'm wored

I'm so inspired

I drank the entire pot

So off to work

Here I come to save the day

On legal speed (The American way)

Drinking coffee

I drink coffee

Drinking coffee everyday

https://open.spotify.com/track/4zDXcKIWCKWpPzeyOWhM6y?si=wJX...

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee Sung to the tune of “Holy, Holy, Holy” ------------------------------------------------- Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Praise the strength of coffee. Early in the morn we rise with thoughts of only thee. Served fresh or reheated, Dark by thee defeated, Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.

Though all else we scoff we Come to church for coffee; If we’re late to congregate, we come in time for thee. Coffee our one ritual, Drinking it habitual, Brewed black by perk or drip instantly.

Coffee the communion Of our Uni-Union, Symbol of our sacred ground, our one necessity. Feel the holy power At our coffee hour, Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.