A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I was dating an insanely hot girl...

When she asked me to go get an STD test prior to us doing anything...

I was 18 - and it was all good...

So I go to the clinic and am awaiting to see what happens at said test...

This ISANELY hot nurse comes in and tells me about the procedure and such and then leaves me in the room to disrobe...

I sit there literally goin g through such thoughts in my mind "DONT GET HARD DONT GET HARD" etc...

So I spend what feels like an eternitiy trying different thought methods to keep me distracted away from that amazingly beautiful nurse...

Then the door opens.

And in steps this troll of a person to do the actual procedure.... dealing with if I am flaccid is no longer a problem.

A few years later my DAD told me about Whitehouse.com being a porn website...

I check it out (this was lit. like 1999 or so)

I find a nice video and the girl in the video was my super hot girlfriend who asked me for the STD test... and thats when I knew why.

(BTW I'm now old and still flaccid.)