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Re:Contract for Sale of Soul by notadev on Saturday November 06, 2021 @03:11AM (#29128110)
After seeing the episode of The Simpsons where Bart bought Milhouse’s soul, I went to school and did the same thing to my classmates. Most acted like it was no big deal, but still wouldn’t sign “the contract” and the few that did, similar to Milhouse, quickly wanted it back. I couldn’t do it myself.
Re:Contract for Sale of Soul by chungy on Saturday November 06, 2021 @03:43AM (#29128228)
You actually have the roles reversed. Bart "sold" his soul to Milhouse.
Re:Contract for Sale of Soul by revolvingocelot on Saturday November 06, 2021 @10:13AM (#29130351)
I sold my soul in grade school too, but shortly thereafter I bought someone else's and came out monetarily ahead. I'm good?
Re:Contract for Sale of Soul by recursiveturtle on Sunday November 07, 2021 @09:38AM (#29139749)
That's a great theological question. Are all souls equal? Many religions say, " Yes," although something tells me if your seller-classmate was me, and you rejected other classmate's -- Aretha Franklin's -- offer, you are definitely in the red.