Clit is generally considered to be the workplace-appropriate term, as some people have been offended by the “nipple”.

Really? I didn't know 'clit' had any other meaning than as a colloquial abbreviation of clitoris.

I would not use that term at work. I can only assume the parent is joking.

It does not

Which is kind of bizarre as nipple is also associated with breastfeeding while clit well… it only has one function

I'm offended by those people being offended by the word nipple.