If PHP Were British

Re:If PHP Were British by AlexC04 on Saturday August 20, 2011 @08:48AM (#2906517)

I too thought it was brill. Next, lets play "if PHP were cockney"

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Re:If PHP Were British by justincormack on Saturday August 20, 2011 @09:18AM (#2906570)

we could replace the semicolon with "innit!"

$oranges = "lemons" innit!

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Re:If PHP Were British by FuzzyDunlop on Saturday August 20, 2011 @02:36PM (#2907335)

I prefer the Manc version of PHP (which syntactically has bugger all in common with PHP coz thats how we roll in Manc):

    alright ar kid?
      im not being funny but x = y
      z is like 10 * 10 int it
      
      you got a spare minute?
         can you just do this for us
            // codage
         while im sorting this out
            // conditionage
      ta son

      if /*function*/ is acting the goat
          bloody_nora (error)
      
      summat wrong? nah : damn fucking right flower

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