I can't really tell if this is a joke or not. Regardless, it's funny.

Yeah, it's awful. Gratz! Doing it fast isn't good, if it can't do it well. Agreed on all the HTML/CSS rape comments.

Muse makes markup that looks exactly like I thought it'd look: ridiculously impractical and invalid. Fun.

You can't select any text since everything is inside horribly-pixelated images. This makes me sad.

Open to any suggestions... it's definitely still a work in progress but was done from "scratch".

Is that supposed to be impressive? Because it's not. It even broke the W3C markup validator.

Looks pretty terrible in Chrome.

Was that including time to wipe the blood from your eyes?

Looks like you did

lol ouch

You have eight tags just to write out one menu item ("Guys"). It's usually ul>li>a. That's less than half the code and only three css classes. I won't even address the design.

Lol. I worked at a startup circa ~2000 and they spent weeks coming up with a website called giftsforgrads.com as a way to impress upon their investors that the engineering team was actually doing something. Care to guess how that worked out?