Or the steelmanned version
M: "Here is your company laptop for policy reasons it is the same as every other laptop in the company"
D: "But I need to install and compile more stuff..."
M: "We know so we have provided a developer environment tailored to your needs, we understand it might be inconvenient but it might also allow for :generic inspirational stuff:
D: "oh, ok"
M: "Ok, here's your company issued computer. You're not allowed to do anything with it, because security and IP."
D: "Ok, but I need a computer to compile unique code, and I need to be able to execute that code..."
M: "Good news! We bought lots of cloud compute, so you can do whatever you need or want with your compute!"
D: "...how is this different."
M: "Well you see, we didn't issue those computers. So if something bad happens, it isn't because of us. It's because of the cloud."
D: "...but if something 'bad' only happens because of the code that I wrote, isn't it still bad whether its running here or there?"
M: "Fine! If something bad happens, it's your fault, not the cloud, because we didn't do it, and of course the cloud is infallible."
D: "I'm not working here."
M: "..."
D: "..."