The five things mentioned in the article are clearly observed unknowns about water. Water memory and other “out there” theories are exactly that - out there with minimal or no evidence (if not mainly evidence to the contrary), so most people don’t give it a serious thought. You’re free of course to still formulate the hypothesis and test it, but it’s not totally surprising you’re not able to convince more people to take it seriously until you show real data. Not that I appreciate the way academia works but we can’t blame them for our inability to prove our pet theories.