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Re:Axboe Achieves 8M IOPS Per-Core with Newest Linux Optimiz... by tomc1985 on Monday October 18, 2021 @03:56PM (#28910748)
I keep seeing Axboe as a typo'd version of Adobe and it's really bugging me

edit- It's someone's name, I thought it was a company or product

Re:Axboe Achieves 8M IOPS Per-Core with Newest Linux Optimiz... by noir_lord on Monday October 18, 2021 @04:06PM (#28910912)
It is a wlel kwnon pohnnomeen taht you can sawp all the ltteers in a wrod and as lnog as the fsrit and lsat is ccrreot it wlil sitll be cibemreplohnse.

https://www.mrc-cbu.cam.ac.uk/people/matt.davis/cmabridge/

Re:Axboe Achieves 8M IOPS Per-Core with Newest Linux Optimiz... by tomc1985 on Monday October 18, 2021 @05:46PM (#28912219)
It's wild that I was able to read that in my head at full speed, with the correct word pronunciation (except the last word... wonder what the upper limit on that is anyway?)
Re:Axboe Achieves 8M IOPS Per-Core with Newest Linux Optimiz... by noir_lord on Tuesday October 19, 2021 @03:25AM (#28915679)
Useful reminder that the human brain is a pattern recognition machine par excellence.
Re:Axboe Achieves 8M IOPS Per-Core with Newest Linux Optimiz... by cteiosanu on Monday October 18, 2021 @05:04PM (#28911717)
Glad I'm not the only one.