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Re:Mysterious Stone Orbs Stashed All over Neolithic Britain by h2odragon on Sunday October 03, 2021 @07:11PM (#28741353)
I will tell my wife, next time she asks, that my pile of electronic junk will lead to us and our offspring having "more resources, power, and the resulting reproductive success."

Wish me luck.

Re:Mysterious Stone Orbs Stashed All over Neolithic Britain by anonporridge on Sunday October 03, 2021 @07:44PM (#28741552)
RIP your penis, player.
Re:Mysterious Stone Orbs Stashed All over Neolithic Britain by SamPatt on Sunday October 03, 2021 @08:37PM (#28741837)
In our current society being technologically adept probably does get you more luck with women over a lifetime than most professions.

While a hoard of electronics may not have an instant connection to status like a fancy car, it's probably correlated to other attributes which are rapidly become more more valued.

Re:Mysterious Stone Orbs Stashed All over Neolithic Britain by anonporridge on Sunday October 03, 2021 @08:42PM (#28741853)
Reading this over the cacophony of panties dropping was a challenge.