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Re:First Human Case of Rabies in Illinois Since 1954 by mumblemumble on Thursday September 30, 2021 @01:10PM (#28708629)
From the Darwin Awards' official rules:

> The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee. . . [E]ach nominee is judged based on whether or not she has removed her own genes, without consideration to the number of offspring or, in the case of an elderly winner, the likelihood of producing more offspring.

https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules1.html

Re:First Human Case of Rabies in Illinois Since 1954 by supperburg on Thursday September 30, 2021 @01:33PM (#28708881)
That’s hilarious. I think Darwin would disagree though.