I know A is a tongue-in-cheek, but I think you underestimate human's ability to apply things by learning from good learning materials.

B and C are a single thing, and unfortunately, C does not happen, which is why any particular methodology gets a bad rep. And it's obviously already happening with DDD (judging by the polarized sentiments around here).

And finally, while I do believe abstraction is the ultimate tool of the human mind (and mathematics is the purest form of abstraction we are capable of), I do not think it suits all brains equally, and not everybody will be equally capable of ever getting the right understanding. Basically, your architecture can be _too smart_ if you are looking to hire actual, real-world developers and software engineers, and have them be efficient.