Over? Was it over when Facebook bombed Pearl Harbor?

Wait, just hold on a sec! I'm close enough to Menlo Park that the wind would blow some fallout over on me, too.

(on the plus side, it would hit Apple and Google, too.)

We could try out "rods from God" instead, but I was thinking more along the lines of dissolving the corporation, letting the FBI trash their data centers, and treating Mark Zuckerberg and his cronies to taxpayer-funded rebar suppositories. :)

I was ready to say that there is such a thing as the corporate death penalty. But a professor [1] argues that it's a myth. Oh well.

[1] https://fcpaprofessor.com/arthur-anderson-and-the-myth-of-th...

I think FCPA Prof is arguing that the threat of Federal prosecution alone isn't enough to destroy a corporation. However, the Attorney General of Delaware has the authority to sue in the state's Chancery Court to have a Delaware corp dissolved.

https://news.delaware.gov/2019/09/19/attorney-general-seeks-...

Better save them for whenever a sudden volcanic event is required.