"What if we told you there was a hamster who has been trading cryptocurrencies since June — and recently was doing better than Warren Buffett and the S&P 500?"

Well that's nice. Now can I see the statistical analyses?

However, I'm twitch twitch ... unsatisfied! "Then, deciding between two tunnels" - really?

I want to see a shootout between Mr Goxx, Buffett and a reasonably decent RNG. If Mr Goxx and a RNG outperform Buffett and DSnP (just made it up, D=500 in Latin, every byte counts) then there might be a fight or a lesson to learn. The lesson may be that Mr Goxx's choices are not random.

It looks like we might be looking at a lucky streak. If Mr Goxx had dumped his ante for no reward, would we be reading this story?

(No)