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Re:Do you know any programmers who exhibit these personality... by dangrover on Monday August 25, 2008 @04:01PM (#286352)
There once was a monk who joined a monastery that mandated he only be allowed to speak two words every seven years.

After the first seven years, he said "cold floors."

After the next seven years, he said "bad food."

After the next seven years, he said "I quit."

The head of the monastery replied "Well, it's no surprise, you've done nothing but complain since you got here!"

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

Re:Do you know any programmers who exhibit these personality... by dangoldin on Tuesday August 26, 2008 @12:39AM (#286770)
Similar to the joke of the monastery where every year one monk is allowed to say a sentence.

The first year a monk stands up and says "The potatoes we get for dinner are too cold."

The second year another monk stands up and says "They taste fine to me."

The third year a monk stands up and says "I think we talk too much."

(Couldn't resist either)

Re:Do you know any programmers who exhibit these personality... by jdavid on Monday August 25, 2008 @05:47PM (#286475)
you should post them at comicwonder.com, i would like to hear you tell those cheesy jokes.
Re:Do you know any programmers who exhibit these personality... by jdavid on Monday August 25, 2008 @09:46PM (#286663)
doh, and its not even my site.