I might write an article that explains it (if I find the time to do so). The thread form of back and forth is fruitless since it appears that we don't have a common understanding of what makes bitcoin turing complete. Let me know how I can reach you back if I have written such article (and you're interested).

If you have written such an article and it is sound, I would imagine that I would hear it all during your Alan Turing award lecture :)

But you can just post it in the comment here, I will see it

Here you go: https://shilch.me/bitcoin-turing-complete/