I remember this one time I went kayaking with this hipster manly man type that had a wierd looking purse-like waterproof bag.

It was obviously a prop for him so that people would ask about it so I played my part and asked him about it.

Sure enough, he replied "that's not a purse and I went on an adventure with it on the Amazon".

So I replied "Adventure purse it is, then! What kind of adventure was that, were you in danger at any point?"