>Us humans are super good at distinguishing faces.

It would be interesting to test a bunch of midwesterners at their ability to tell Asians apart or to be able to distinguish various Asian ethnicities. My guess is that a lot of the distinguishing features that they look for are altered or missing.

And while that is probably true for most of us and gorilla faces, even those midwesterners would easily distinguish an Asian person from a Gorilla.

It's true that we're good at recognizing faces (even where there are none), and distinguishing on a basic level (type of animal) but specific faces are mostly cultural.

Us humans can tell the difference between a human eye and a gorilla eye 100% of the time because it's incredibly easy.

What a silly claim. If there was a way we could easily put money on that, I'd have no trouble finding an example to prove you wrong.