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Re:Larry Page: “I think we should look into acquiring YouTub... by SquishyPanda23 on Sunday September 05, 2021 @04:02PM (#28427284)
> The word "literally" never means "figuratively" or "hyperbolically"

Yes it does. The dictionaries have added the second figurative meaning:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally

Re:Larry Page: “I think we should look into acquiring YouTub... by playpause on Monday September 06, 2021 @02:56PM (#28436789)
The word ‘literally’ is often used figuratively. That is not the same thing as the word meaning ‘figuratively’ in those cases.
Re:Larry Page: “I think we should look into acquiring YouTub... by voidmain on Sunday September 05, 2021 @07:28PM (#28428743)
They are wrong. Native speakers just don't use definition 2 in a literal way. Maybe this usage will evolve (now that the dictionaries are wrong) but it doesn't explain any of the common usage.
Re:Larry Page: “I think we should look into acquiring YouTub... by nl on Monday September 06, 2021 @12:33AM (#28430278)
> Native speakers just don't use definition 2 in a literal way.

Unclear if you meant some kind of irony by using "literal" here, but as a native English speaker I can assure you the second meaning ("used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible") is frequently used.

Try a twitter search for something like "literally turn the world upside down": https://twitter.com/search?q=literally%20turn%20the%20world%...

Plenty of the people using it are native English speakers and (literally!) using the exact phrase in the dictionary in the way they describe.

Re:Larry Page: “I think we should look into acquiring YouTub... by voidmain on Monday September 06, 2021 @01:37PM (#28436056)
This usage is indeed very common, but it is always meant and understood hyperbolically, and the meaning of the word relied on by the hyperbole is just M-W's sense 1.

To see this, remove the word "literally" from such a sentence. You are generally left with a statement that is still hyperbole or metaphor and not literally true. Which word are you going to redefine in a sentence like "It turned the world upside down." to enable you to interpret it literally? If you understand it as hyperbole, why does adding the word "literally" require any special meaning for that word?

Conversely, if you believe that the word "literally" literally can mean "not literally", in the same way that, say, "cleave" is an auto-antonym, it would authorize statements like

  (*) When you use metaphor, you are speaking literally.
  (*) What I said was the plain truth, but John took it literally.
which I think you will agree are not standard usage.

Moreover, if you replace the word "literally" in a sentence like

  "It literally turned the world upside down."
with something that means "not literally", like

  "It figuratively turned the world upside down."
it changes the meaning. The first sentence is hyperbole and the second is awkwardly literal.

I understand the desire of lexicographers to document this usage, which is as you say common (and legitimate) and seems to confuse people, but it's just not a different meaning of the word.