One of the reasons this probably hasn't already happened is because bash specially handles those so they work already. From the man page for bash:

       Bash handles several filenames specially when they are used in redirections, as described in the following table:

              /dev/fd/fd
                     If fd is a valid integer, file descriptor fd is duplicated.
              /dev/stdin
                     File descriptor 0 is duplicated.
              /dev/stdout
                     File descriptor 1 is duplicated.
              /dev/stderr
                     File descriptor 2 is duplicated.
              /dev/tcp/host/port
                     If host is a valid hostname or Internet address, and port is an integer port number or service name, bash attempts to open
                     a TCP connection to the corresponding socket.
              /dev/udp/host/port
                     If host is a valid hostname or Internet address, and port is an integer port number or service name, bash attempts to open
                     a UDP connection to the corresponding socket.

Edit: Not to imply it's not a good idea. I think it is, so much so that the only reason it wasn't done long ago is because often a "good enough for most people" solution can sap the need for a different solution which has other benefits.