Really I should just spend my money elsewhere than the Philippine food packaging companies? Or maybe I should vote in Malaysia to improve waste management? Petition my local Indian council to install waste collectors in my local river?

> In truth, I've never met a narcissist picking up garbage.

I didn't call them narcissist. I called the people who got on Twitter to let the world they know they support plastic straw bans because they care about the ocean, narcissists. And why do people feel the need to make up straw men to respond to? You can't find enough holes in what I said, so you make up something I didn't say? Why?