To this first one I have 2 points, 1. don't tell me what I want and don't want to do and 2. don't tell me what I want and don't want to do. For the second point, when did you become a burger defender.
Before being vegetarian I've always heard how annoying are vegans trying to convince you bla bla bla, while I know it's circumstantial, I've almost never had that experience, but when I stopped eating meat, I've had dozens of people tell me I'm wrong, doing harm, it's stupid, pointless and that I should reconsider my personal dietary choices.
Personally, I like a fair number of the "plant-based meats" that are out there. When I cook vegetarian I'm often interested in finding ways to get a satisfying taste without using a meat substitute, but that's because, well, I find it interesting. If I want a burger, I want a burger, and this whole "you can't name it after a thing that traditionally comes from animals if it doesn't come from an animal" nonsense is nonsense.
(And, as a long-time Mac user, I'm not sure it's entirely off-topic, as for many years I saw lots of people complaining about pushy smug Mac users always being pushy and smug at them, but saw very few Mac users actively being pushy and smug. It was pretty clear that just mentioning "oh, I use a Mac" was enough to set people off. The smug pushy Mac user was the one in their head.)