Don't you understand? You're not Google's customer, you're Google's product!

Wait, wait, that isn't the right groupthink response for this situation.. Give me a second....

This is not a bubble this time, this is a real new new economy, the old rules (nor the old new rules) don't apply.

Wait, that's not right either... nm, I'm not sure how to think about this one so I'm just going to downvote you.