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Re:IBM Z/OS v2.5, Next-Gen Operating System Designed for Hyb... by gpderetta on Tuesday July 27, 2021 @09:04AM (#27971926)
I think it is an AI-processed dialect of COBOL and INTERCAL where you have to prepend PLEASE every few statements to get the compiler-AI to parse it.
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Re:IBM Z/OS v2.5, Next-Gen Operating System Designed for Hyb... by krylon on Tuesday July 27, 2021 @09:24AM (#27972096)
In order to get the compiler to optimize your code, you have to say PRETTY PLEASE, though, and THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ;-)

    PRETTY PLEASE
        ADD SALES_TAX TO PRICE GIVING NET_PRICE
    THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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