Tomato fruits send electrical warnings to the rest of the plant when attacked

Re:Tomato fruits send electrical warnings to the rest of the... by codetrotter on Sunday July 25, 2021 @10:58AM (#27949609)

Create a global network of Tomato sensors. Correlate Tomato sentiment with Bitcoin price. Buy and sell Bitcoin based on the feelings of the Tomatoes.

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Re:Tomato fruits send electrical warnings to the rest of the... by ftio on Sunday July 25, 2021 @11:05AM (#27949672)

And perhaps a fellow Italian will invent the first non-fungible, blockchain-powered pasta sauce, Moneronara, or even its Roman cousin, Carbitnara.

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Re:Tomato fruits send electrical warnings to the rest of the... by armenarmen on Sunday July 25, 2021 @12:37PM (#27950534)

I’m working on getting my mining rig to run off of clean renewable tortured tomato power already

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Re:Tomato fruits send electrical warnings to the rest of the... by ezekg on Sunday July 25, 2021 @05:39PM (#27953155)

Lol this made me chuckle

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Re:Tomato fruits send electrical warnings to the rest of the... by techbio on Sunday July 25, 2021 @01:51PM (#27951309)

Profit by selling shovels.

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Re:Tomato fruits send electrical warnings to the rest of the... by lsh123 on Sunday July 25, 2021 @02:31PM (#27951635)

You forgot to insert AI somewhere

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Re:Tomato fruits send electrical warnings to the rest of the... by cutemonster on Sunday July 25, 2021 @11:21PM (#27955224)

I think the tomatoes is the AI, or FI to be exact (fruitful intelligence)

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