I don't see how this is wallpapering over a hole in the design. Far from it. Java has supported async IO since Java 1.4 using APIs like java.nio.channels.AsynchronousChannel. That's a more or less conventional wrapper around epoll.

What's being introduced now is a way to use that API without needing to touch the whole concept of async code. From the developer's perspective blocking calls and threads is pretty nice. It's async that's awkward and hard to use. Making the existing threads facility scale much better is a very clean approach: virtual threads introduces "virtually" no new concepts at all, in fact, if you aren't working with native code via JNI or Panama then you can act as if virtual and physical threads are the same. You literally just upgrade Java and maybe flip a couple of switches and you can now assign one thread per connection yet handle millions of connections (assuming you don't run out of other resources of course).