Look, I get that they existed to be gawked at by the upper classes, and all, but. If anyone here is looking for a garden druid/hermit, I would be more than willing to build the barrow, as long as your estate is such that I never have to actually see you. Feel free to gawk all you want as I collect various plants from the area, just don't talk to me.

In all seriousness, that now sounds like a very 'wow look at how out of touch rich people were' sort of thing. . . . That I absolutely could see being a thing today.