> Who actually (and I mean ACTUALLY) cares if my imports are not in alphabetical order? Who cares (I mean REALLY) if I have ( spaces ) between my brackets and their contents (or not).

These are the kind of things that are best solved with an automatic code formatter like Prettier or gofmt instead of a linter. This is one of things that Go got right: gofmt eliminates squabbling over code quality issues and is fast enough that you can run it every time you save a file and not notice the overhead.