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Re:Sorry, we replaced that old technology, “see-through glass” by state_less on Friday June 25, 2021 @11:40PM (#27638861)
Toaster plus is 5.99 if you subject yourself to an add prior to toasting.
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Re:Sorry, we replaced that old technology, “see-through glass” by j4yav on Friday June 25, 2021 @11:56PM (#27638956)
Note that our Face Detection technology will be ensuring that you pay attention during the full duration of the ad.
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Re:Sorry, we replaced that old technology, “see-through glass” by MereInterest on Saturday June 26, 2021 @12:52AM (#27639216)
"A watched pot never boils, but watched toast finishes faster." Black box testing has found that the toaster's heating coils are throttled when eye tracking doesn't find anybody watching the ad.
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Re:Sorry, we replaced that old technology, “see-through glass” by ljm on Saturday June 26, 2021 @06:04AM (#27640625)
It's like the Xbox Verification Can story.
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