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I don't want bluetooth in my toaster. That shit is hard to clean.
I don't want a flashing OLED emoji on my toaster judging my diet. I do plenty of that myself: flashing emoji.
I don't want a toaster with a "personality." I want it to toast, only toast, and nothing but the toast, so help its electronic soul.
Sunbeam Radiant Control: ride or die. Anything made after the 60's is junk by definition.
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I don't want bluetooth in my toaster. That shit is hard to clean.
I don't want a flashing OLED emoji on my toaster judging my diet. I do plenty of that myself: flashing emoji.
I don't want a toaster with a "personality." I want it to toast, only toast, and nothing but the toast, so help its electronic soul.
Sunbeam Radiant Control: ride or die. Anything made after the 60's is junk by definition.