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Re:I was let go for refusing to deploy a dark pattern by walrus01 on Friday June 25, 2021 @06:52PM (#27637234)
If you want it done quickly tell them you're going to prison.
Re:I was let go for refusing to deploy a dark pattern by lostcolony on Friday June 25, 2021 @10:13PM (#27638440)
You say that, but my wife had to pay a cancellation fee to them despite the fact she was moving in with another Comcast customer.

I will never willingly use Comcast (and they don't care, because monopoly).

Re:I was let go for refusing to deploy a dark pattern by rainbowzootsuit on Saturday June 26, 2021 @12:13AM (#27639050)
"I'm going to prison:"

Like shibboleet, but for cancellations.

Re:I was let go for refusing to deploy a dark pattern by Teelo on Friday June 25, 2021 @07:04PM (#27637323)
This had me cracking up, it's genius though. When I had to cancel I told them I'm leaving the country but I'm gonna use the prison line next time.
Re:I was let go for refusing to deploy a dark pattern by kevin_thibedeau on Friday June 25, 2021 @10:21PM (#27638485)
Or just say you're moving.