Bumble closes to give 'burnt-out' staff a week's break

Re:Bumble closes to give 'burnt-out' staff a week's break by WJW on Tuesday June 22, 2021 @10:54AM (#27592443)

With technological help like guns, obviously the man wins. Without technology but with enough preparation, humans probably still win because they could rig up traps and whatnot. Straight up the giraffe would wreck a humans because they can kick really hard with their long legs.

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Re:Bumble closes to give 'burnt-out' staff a week's break by gpm on Tuesday June 22, 2021 @12:17PM (#27593577)

Terrain probably matters a lot here. On flat ground the giraffe kicks the shit out of humans. On uneven terrain with nooks and crannies to hide in and trip up the long legged thing, and rocks to throw at it to keep it mad, I think a human would have a good chance (not a giraffe fighting expert).

Humans probably have more stamina, if you can drag out the fight.

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Re:Bumble closes to give 'burnt-out' staff a week's break by coredog64 on Tuesday June 22, 2021 @12:46PM (#27594009)

> not a giraffe fighting expert

I think it's hilarious that HN needs such a disclaimer.

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Re:Bumble closes to give 'burnt-out' staff a week's break by gpm on Tuesday June 22, 2021 @12:47PM (#27594019)

I was originally trying to come up with an interesting acronym like IANAL (I am not a lawyer), but gave up ;)

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Re:Bumble closes to give 'burnt-out' staff a week's break by mLuby on Tuesday June 22, 2021 @09:05PM (#27599476)

Lots of FAANG people on here (Fighting An Antagonized Naked Giraffe).

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