Not liking it.

A lot of the things that supposedly suck could be argued either way. Above all, I've found the majority of the cases are the result of a failure to understand language semantics. It certainly sucks when you don't know the language you're using, but that's your responsibility. I found the language I didn't like were criticized for all the wrong reasons: reasonable design choices necessary to support the language's intended use, inconsequential foibles, etc.

I get it, one is supposed to feel perhaps mildly offended, then chastened and finally humbled. That's a good cause.

You had me until "Supports 'goto'." in the C# section.

I wish people would stop demonizing that keyword. I've met a lot of coders that say to me "'goto' sucks" and when asked why, they say "our teacher said that" and they can't elaborate on the reason.

The reason 'goto' sucks is that you can't pass arguments with it.

It's not really the presence of 'goto' that sucks; it's the absence of local functions with tail calls. 'goto' handles only the degenerate case of parameterless local functions.