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Re:Americans Are Keeping Their Cars Longer, as Vehicle Age H... by minitoar on Sunday June 20, 2021 @01:32PM (#27572154)
Yeah ideally the whole car upon impact would instantly turn into a big sploosh of medicated gel, safely ensconcing passengers and nearby pedestrians or cyclists and bringing everything to a sudden but harmless stop, and also it would make your skin look great.
Re:Americans Are Keeping Their Cars Longer, as Vehicle Age H... by abootstrapper on Sunday June 20, 2021 @04:05PM (#27573422)
I’m not the only one who’s seen Demolition Man, right? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RnyhkBU1yaw
Re:Americans Are Keeping Their Cars Longer, as Vehicle Age H... by minitoar on Sunday June 20, 2021 @04:08PM (#27573446)
Haha nice. Still caused quite a bit of damage to the surrounding area though. My inspiration was more Neal Stephenson I think.
Re:Americans Are Keeping Their Cars Longer, as Vehicle Age H... by roachpepe on Sunday June 20, 2021 @06:00PM (#27574288)
Sudden stop is never harmless for a person even if we could eliminate the external mechanical injuries entirely - the brain continues forward and meets the facial bone structure inside the skull, internal organs rupture as they keep moving forward while the skeletal structure stops... Enter the airbag.

The airbags inside the car are meant to cushion the hard surfaces of course and the curtain bags are meant to keep people and their limbs in the protective passenger area when the car spins, but also they are acting as a counterforce and slow the speed of the person a little more gently, versus an instant stop to a solid object such as the dashboard, causing internal injuries as well as the external trauma.

Also airbags are a very good reason to wear a seatbelt - if you pop the airbags while colliding at relatively slow speeds, you'll probably lean forward a bit from the deceleration only to be punched in the face by the bag (and probably get some vertebrae renovated).

So while installing external airbags to cushion the pedestrian impact sounds like a good idea it probably isn't, as the bag suddenly expanding from the direction of the vehicle would simply add to the energy and "punch" the pedestrian away from the car at the 200mph at which an airbag expands.

Lastly, I'm all in for the gel from Demolition Man, why aren't we funding it?? Would it come in different scents and colors? :-D Really the car could one day - when detecting an unavoidable collision - spray out a foam or expanding gel that would cushion the surfaces and also decelerate the fall of the pedestrian - I'm thinking Final Fantasy Spirits Within -soldiers drop gel"?

Re:Americans Are Keeping Their Cars Longer, as Vehicle Age H... by minitoar on Sunday June 20, 2021 @06:31PM (#27574450)
Hey I said sudden but harmless. It’s up to engineers of the future to figure that out. The skin care is just a nice to have.
Re:Americans Are Keeping Their Cars Longer, as Vehicle Age H... by yjftsjthsd-h on Sunday June 20, 2021 @01:50PM (#27572307)
This is written in such a way that I kind of think you're being sarcastic, but all that sounds like a great idea, really.
Re:Americans Are Keeping Their Cars Longer, as Vehicle Age H... by minitoar on Sunday June 20, 2021 @01:52PM (#27572326)
For the record I was not attempting sarcasm.
Re:Americans Are Keeping Their Cars Longer, as Vehicle Age H... by yjftsjthsd-h on Sunday June 20, 2021 @02:28PM (#27572648)
Thanks for clarifying :-) I think the skin care was what really made it ambiguous for me.