Hey, I like this! Every so often I'm like "Gee, haven't been to a show lately, I wish there were some band I've heard of playing around here". So I have to find some indie newspaper to look up who is in town, but a homeless guy took them all out of the rack and is trying to sell them, and I don't want to look on all the clubs' websites so I give up. Not anymore.

Thanks,

Rejected Jessica Alba suitor Brian McKenzie