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Re:'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by hum... by sharken on Saturday June 12, 2021 @09:43AM (#27484433)
Not that everything needs to be made into a film, but i could see maybe a B movie with the title "The Luck Vampire" be mildly (or wildly) successful.

And the actor can only be one person :)

Re:'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by hum... by hobs on Saturday June 12, 2021 @11:01AM (#27484932)
It's called Intacto actually https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intacto